Scary Black Guy

Ugliest Bride

September 17, 2009 | Filed Under Caption Contest

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16 Responses to “Scary Black Guy”

  1. Tim on September 18th, 2009 12:30 pm

    Is dat sum chickenz in yo teef?!?

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  2. tom on September 19th, 2009 2:39 am

    “I should look her in the eyes so she doesn’t see my hands in her purse”

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  3. Matt on September 19th, 2009 3:28 pm

    Mmmm the other white meat….

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  4. Brandon Johnson on September 19th, 2009 7:26 pm

    come on girl we gonna make us some carmel babies

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  5. William on September 20th, 2009 4:11 am

    I see watermelons in your eyes.

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  6. Bob on September 21st, 2009 12:37 pm

    Wait till you bring me home to meet your family bitch !

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  7. LICK_DEZ_NUTS on September 21st, 2009 11:34 pm

    EWWWW! A NIGGER!

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  8. anon on September 22nd, 2009 2:17 am

    QUICK ! Someone throw him a basketball, he’s going into RAPE MODE !

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  9. John on September 23rd, 2009 4:37 am

    BITCH, I told you, your ass ain’t big enough for me!!!

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  10. beat street on September 25th, 2009 8:23 am

    Baby, I ain’t taking NO for an answer!

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  11. BrockC on September 25th, 2009 2:45 pm

    And another one bites and another one bites, another one bites the dust!

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  12. jfinn661 on September 26th, 2009 2:46 pm

    preview of an upcoming maury show

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  13. cjpipes on September 29th, 2009 4:59 am

    Maybe if I mesmerize her with my stare, she won’t cut off my hands and make them into ash trays.

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  14. Richard on October 30th, 2009 10:06 am

    Jamaica me crazy

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  15. Adrian on December 7th, 2009 2:15 am

    Aye, lemme whisper sum’m in yo ear, baby…I pissed in yo mammy’s drink.

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  16. dan brown on December 25th, 2009 8:19 am

    hey baby they call me the new slick rick, well my names fat matt.

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