Fat Girl Pole
March 24, 2009 | Filed Under Caption Contest
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Wow omg i totally know that chick. Her name is Kristin LOL!!!
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How to kill a nigga the easy way.
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That chick aint fat, it’s just a really really REALLY thin pole!
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The ‘American Standard’ product safety association gives this pole 2 thumbs up!!!!
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every black mans dream!!!
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a metal hot dog yummy!!!
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Willow!!!!
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Quick, throw money before she starts taking her clothes off!
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Firefighter tryouts? Someone put this one out…
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is that…KMATT?
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wait..this isn’t a silver twinkie
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jaba lost a few pounds and tried stipping… unfortunatley the pole gave out first
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100% Reinforced Steel… For those EXTRA heavy loads.
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“And if I say to you tomorrow. Take my hand, child, come with me.
It’s to a castle I will take you, where what’s to be, they say will be.
[Chorus]
Catch the wind, see us spin, sail away, leave today, way up high in the sky.
But the wind won’t blow, you really shouldn’t go, it only goes to show
That you will be mine, by takin’ our time.
And if you say to me tomorrow, oh what fun it all would be.
Then what’s to stop us, pretty baby. But What Is And What Should Never Be.
[Chorus]
So if you wake up with the sunrise, and all your dreams are still as new,
And happiness is what you need so bad, girl, the answer lies with you.
[Chorus]
Oh the wind wont blow and we really shouldn’t go and it only goes to show.
Catch the wind, we’re gonna see it spin, we’re gonna…sail, little girl
do do do, bop bop a do-oh, my my my my my my yeah.
Everybody I know seems to know me well
but they’re never gonna know that I move like hell.
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Spitroast
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Gigidy temple diamond boy is checking me out!
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will this straw fit in my diet coke?
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a carousel guaranteed to give you kids nightmares
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Within seconds of the station alarm sounding Kristin was down the pole and ready to suit up. As the other trainees continued their drunken party, she was full of pride knowing she would be the only new firefighter allowed on the truck that night.
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Hi all! The babes are here! This is my best site to visit. I make sure I am alone in case I get too hot. Post your favorite link here.
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Does this pole make me look fat?
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that didnt use to be a pole, till it visited
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I Just Slipped on The Jizz Left Behind!
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What it’s a delicacy in Japan, Whale on a Stick…
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We’re gonna need more pole!
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Enron is practicing safer drilling techniques: fat chicks in high heels.
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I feel bad for that pole
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HELP!!! I will do anything to get away from the niggers
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Look closely.
She’s actually struggling to climb the pole.
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Someone promised her a date with Justin Timberlake if she could shimmy to the top of that pole.
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Britney Spears performs her Gimme More routine one more time
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She’s so fat, the escape velocity from her surface exceeds 3×10^8 m/s.
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thank a black man so we dont have to deal with this no more
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Claire practiced her handjob technique on the pole before she hooked up with Jamal last night.
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Crap! She broke the disco stick!
Look out! There’s a tornado in high heels!
I’m so mad at this pole, I just wanna choke it!
Sexy?
That’s a party animal right there. She just ate three people!
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How do you eat a room full of people?
One step at a time.
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