Military Couple
December 30, 2008 | Filed Under Caption Contest
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NEVER underestimate the bravery of a soldier!
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it was this or the draft… i got stuck with this
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i just got back from the shit in iraq and now im back in it
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Jabba the Hut also attended the wedding…..though he could not walk her down the aisle because the church wasn’t wide enough.
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Shipping out tomorrow…All my buddies said the worst part about Iraq was the homesickness, thank god I don’t have to worry about that.
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She beats me.
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War is hell!
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Obviously a state record but shouldn’t he practice catch and release. ROCK, FLAG AND EAGLE.
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The Battalion and the Beast
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Holy crap! I hope I don’t have to sink the Bismark tonight.
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OOH-RA !! I’m a MARINE. I’ll fuck ANYTHING
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SGT. Wright seen in this photo is the ultimate star-treck fan.
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HELL YEA! I MARRIED THE CLOWN FROM THAT OLD SPAWN MOVIE!!
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Holy Shit I must have been F-ed up
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Well atleast I know I can get out the Army in 4 years
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Damn..They give medals for strange stuff nowadays
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California’s first gay marriage
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Proof that love is blind…and has a sick fucking sense of humor
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I DON’T THINK WHITE IS HER COLOR AND MAN STOP JERKING OFF YOUR GOING BLIND.
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I will gladly die for my country.
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I had always heard there was something in the Army dumber than a butter-bar louie, now I have PROOF!
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Folks in Hazzard county say that this was the best shotgun wedding in years.
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windowlicker
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Looks like someone found a way to get a free ticket the hell away from his wife.
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The Loch Ness Monster is real and all it wanted was a little love.
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There’s no place like Iraq…..There’s no place like Iraq…..
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“Your days of finger-banging ol’ Mary J. Rottencrotch through her pertty pink panties are just beginning! You’re married to this piece.”
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Hey You Guys! Sloth hungry. Want Baby Ruth.
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give this man the medal of honor for he has captured nessie the sea monster and to celebrate this there getting hitched right lake lock ness!
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“Her good points. . . . . . Well she’s only going slightly bald on her head”
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he must have aids because this is all he could get
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Shit….I should have jumped on that granade back in Baghdad
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well, no more closing my eyes and pretending it’s a martian
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I understand ugly girls need love to but damn. Thats not what I was saying when I told u to soldier up. That is why you still don’t have any rank because you do stupid shit like this.
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Tale as old as time song as old as ryhm, Beauty and the Beast,,,,,,,,,, shortly after Beauty was found eating the Best ( Let your mind wonder on that.)
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so what if hes in the army we all know who runs this relationship
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Damn! Talk about going above and beyond the call of duty. I wonder how many people gave bags of flour for wedding gifts. Go on boy, find that wet spot!!
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i say we give him the purple heart if he can find the hole on that one
at least he knows his wife wont be cheating on him while he’s overseas
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QUICK! Take the picture before it eats the flowers!
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Hee, hee! Just wait ’til he puts his hand in my pants…”
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For when one woman decides to man up…we’re here.
Army National Guard
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Oh God what have I done…..I’m SO hungry…..
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And he thinks Post Traumatic Stress Disorder is going to be bad, he’ll coin a new phrase, “Post Traumatic Honeymoon Disorder.”
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If it moves, salute it.
If it doesn’t move, pick it up.
If it’s too big to pick up, paint it.
And if it’s a virgin with flowers, marry it.
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Talk about taking one for the team……
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I did it on a dare.
She edited her picture using the stretch effect and somehow it just got stuck that way.
Storybook wedding. Groom is in his uniform, and the bride is in the ogre.
I can’t believe it was only a week ago I tried to shoot her for poisoning the rations. What was it again? Lard?
I gotz a trofy 4 b-ing gud n irack.
I can’t wait til the honey moon. I’m gonna get my cherry popped. I’m not sure what that means, I hope it has to do with cherries though. Yummmm. Cherries.
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