Retard Boyfriend

retard boyfriend

December 7, 2007 | Filed Under Caption Contest

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24 Responses to “Retard Boyfriend”

  1. culda on January 13th, 2009 1:10 pm

    Dude, I got a girl!

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  2. Justin on January 13th, 2009 1:10 pm

    SO This IS What An Erection Feels Like!

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  3. rob job on January 13th, 2009 1:10 pm

    HEEEYY YOU GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUYYYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

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  4. zoopaman on January 13th, 2009 1:11 pm

    uHh…DoEs My SiStEr CoUnT

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  5. michael on January 13th, 2009 1:11 pm

    hehehe this is the closest a girls been to me in….well forever!

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  6. Big Daddy Breck on January 13th, 2009 1:11 pm

    If I play my cards right…maybe she’ll play with my shwong shwong!!!

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  7. HM on January 13th, 2009 1:11 pm

    EhMaGawd, She’s playing with my Dangle

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  8. dan on January 13th, 2009 1:12 pm

    do u think if i cup her breast now she’ll notice

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  9. tommy kewls on January 13th, 2009 1:12 pm

    Yep yep yep, my virginity is only going to cost me a pint of vodka

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  10. tommy kewls on January 13th, 2009 1:12 pm

    I guess the saying is true… You and the captain will make it happen

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  11. tommy kewls on January 13th, 2009 1:12 pm

    Captain Morgan, for the distinguished gentleman… or the desperate.

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  12. Bite on January 13th, 2009 1:13 pm

    Giggity Giggity goo! OH!

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  13. fanger on January 13th, 2009 1:13 pm

    This one time…in band camp………………..

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  14. jeff on January 13th, 2009 1:13 pm

    My orthodontist said I shouldn’t chew on soft things, but…

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  15. robo on January 13th, 2009 1:14 pm

    Why do i have sticky pee in my pants?!?!?!?!

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  16. steve on January 13th, 2009 1:14 pm

    winning the lottery has made me much more attractive to women.

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  17. Chuxxo on January 13th, 2009 1:14 pm

    Allllrighhtt.. Mr. Popikins is gonna come out and play!

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  18. mike20069 on January 13th, 2009 1:14 pm

    I cant believe she picked him up, but did she mention the herpes?

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  19. daddy on January 13th, 2009 1:15 pm

    i cant believe she is touching my kneecap

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  20. Mark on January 13th, 2009 1:15 pm

    Coming to a stage near you… Disney’s live version of Beauty and the Beast.

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  21. xicbassix on January 13th, 2009 1:15 pm

    Even the cast of Gummo get pussy.

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  22. paki on January 13th, 2009 1:15 pm

    last week she break my teeth now we are friends…..

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  23. Snowman on March 19th, 2009 4:24 am

    *sigh*

    You’re like a brother to me…..

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  24. marshall on July 25th, 2009 12:45 am

    DUUUUUUUUDE !!! I JUST SPLOOOGED MY PANTS JUST NOW !!

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